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In this review, we will be taking a look at Deadpool from the eyes of Deadpool himself, as if we were him (and we’re not). Have fun reading and let us know what you think in the comments! So without further ado… Hahaha!!! Time to review, well, me! That’s right mother fu$%^&s! The most innocent evil super hero ever made! Well, aside from Deathstroke, since my character’s concept was stolen from him; except the fact that my character is much more exciting, fun, better looking, and the ladies have told me I am much more “well equipped” for the job. Sorry Deathstroke! According to your ex-wife, the only thing you are stroking is…well nothing since you have nothing to stroke… But, anyway, enough about me! Let’s talk about what Activision did to me! They made me into a f%&^@#^ game!!! Someone thought I was important enough, not only to make a movie, but make an entire game about me! I heard it set a world record in sales, but they keep me in the dark on that kind of stuff. After all, I am the most underpaid super hero villain guy person. So, the question you must be wondering by now is, “How is my game?” Well, sit down, shut up, and read… assuming you know how of course.
I LOVED the Attack On Titan series, so I’m really excited about this game. Have you seen the anime? Are you looking forward to the game? If they can pull this off, it could be an amazing game. I’ll keep my hopes and expectations very high for this one!
The Playstation 4 exclusive fighter is coming to the console next week with the release of King of Fighters XIV. It sports one of the largest rosters ever in the series, and includes the classic 3-on-3 battle system. What are your thoughts on the franchise?
As I sit here in this cell, pondering how the hell I ended up in this position, I all of a sudden remember the reason – Flappy Birds. Flappy mother f***** birds. The game that awakened anger in me I haven’t felt in years. It turned me against my family, my friends, and even my children. All because of a bouncing bird that was bullshit. I didn’t hit that damn pipe no matter what the game said. I just needed one more pipe and I would have moved on with my life. If only…